Pork Slap

Two men slap their flaccid penises together. The person who achieves an erection first wins. He then gets to pork the other guy in the butt.

Greg and James had a pork slap earlier. Greg won, and James is sore.

by Doner Kebab July 3, 2009

slap the skin

To have sex, its the noise being made while having sex.

I'm gonna slap the skin all night.

by George Gonnella August 6, 2006

jug slap

To slap a girl in the boobs

I wanna jug slap samantha so bad

by Joshua G. May 30, 2005

slap this clown

to leave a party and/or establishment

"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"

by Anna6457839685 June 1, 2005

Brown Slap

When someone excretes from ones anus into ones hand and slaps an intended target with the accumulated substance.

Aaron brown slapped Ryan, much to Ryan's dismay...

by Big RM May 30, 2008

Naan Slap

Playfully hitting another with baked Indian bread as a token of affection.

Something lesbians do.

The Toolbook always loves a good Naan Slap!

by SeriousCollector August 31, 2013

Sewell Slap

A vicious attack that can, if carried out correctly, be fatal. Usually a spontaneous reaction to an insult from a Slevboy. Said to originate from Communist Russia.

Slevboy: Whilst I was attempting to solve a trap for young players I received a Sewell Slap from that guy with the Sewell Cut.

by Mr. Anonymous February 10, 2004