Red Sea Queef 

When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.

Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.

Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?

Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.

Red Sea Queef by The Red Sea Baron November 19, 2013

dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

dolphin queef by stretchamoe October 18, 2010

tyrannosaurus queef monkey 

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.

i smell like shit i did the tyrannosaurus queef monkey.

tyrannosaurus queef monkey by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009

Sand Queef 

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

Sand Queef by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Condom Queef 

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.

My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !

Condom Queef by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009

Danza Queef 

When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.

I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.

Danza Queef by VanVterror April 16, 2010

balls queef 

Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.

Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)

balls queef by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012