have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

menage a meeting

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.

"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."

by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017

Followers of Meep

HAIL LORD MEEP! JOIN US OR PERISH!! WE HAVE MEEPDONALDS! THOSE WHO DO NOT JOIN ARE NOT ONLY HERESY BUT ALSO DEAD BECAUSE WE WILL KILL THEM!

guy 1: “THOSE FOLLOWERS OF MEEP ARE PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.”
gay 2: “YEAH”
*BOTH OF THEM DEAD NOW BECAUSE MEEP YOU*

by Orlando#6585 March 20, 2021

The One They Want To Meet

Pop Smoke

“I’m the one they want to meet, Pop Smoke!” “They know I’m gone bring the heat, Pop Smoke.”

by Justgotlolledon September 7, 2020

meecrob

As introduced on South Park, one of the 7 Cursed Words.

Your mother is a meecrob.

by pythonspam November 6, 2003

Meep

A filler-word, akin to "like" and "you know." It may be used to substitute swear words or greet a person hello.

1) What the meep did you just say?
2) Have a meep day!
3) Meep! How are you?
4) Gotta go. Meep!

by meepmeepmeepmeepmeepmeep November 14, 2009