Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019

Zulu Male

That one kid that is always at the back of the line following the more powerful males.
This kid is so beta male he is the betas of all beta males.

Collin:"you see that kid behind them"
Steve:"yeah hes always following them around"

Collin:"hes the Zulu Male!"

by Peting Peterson January 23, 2020

Sidney (Male)

A funny guy. Can sometimes be sensitive, but is really good at playing instruments. Always talks about how girls like him but has no game. Sometimes acts douchey around other guys but that’s every guy am I right.

Person: Hey, where can I find a teacher to teach me how to play guitar

Other person: There’s this guy at our school that plays really good guitar, just ask him. His name is Sidney (male)

by Apple Pie 69 November 2, 2020

Frigma Male

A male virgin who is bald and has a significant presence of herpes on his forehead

Frigma male lol

by RetroStarTV July 15, 2021

Dewey Male

A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.

You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school

Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you

You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid

by I indeed am that guy May 29, 2022

The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Send an ass pick to your male friend day

Send an ass pick to your male friend day, is when a female sends a booty picture to a Male friend they feel comfortable around.
This event happens on the 6th of every month.

Female: " Happy Send an ass pick to your male friend day." *sends booty pic*
Male: 0_0
Female: "Enjoy"

by Demented basterd April 5, 2021