last nighter

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

by Joshua December 29, 2003

Last stand

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.

Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

last number

The absolute biggest and best version of a product; usually the most expensive option.

When you order my burger, get the me the last number.
You know you're rich when you accidentally drop the last number iPhone like its nothing.

by epiqone February 11, 2020

SOOOO Last Tweet

obsolete, out-dated, no longer fashionable

Those bell-bottoms are SOOOO Last Tweet!

by wordtechgeek March 16, 2009

A last hope

The moment when you realize while masturbating that you do not have anything to nut into/onto and grab the nearest object and proceed to ejaculate all over said object.

Jordan: oh my god when did you get a white cat?
Me: oh, he’s my last hope, a lot.
A last hope

by @DarkDime November 13, 2019

Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 18, 2021

First and Last

The first and last rent payments that are a barrier to housing for poor people.

He couldn't even make first and last

by holloway October 13, 2009