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Johnny Spillane 

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.

Johnny Boy

This phrase is used by Tik Toker Devin Caherly in most of his POVS on Tik Tok.
JOHNNY BOY!!! WHAT THE JOHN
Johnny Boy by meabhfisher July 18, 2022

johnny mcsquarepants 

A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle
Johnny mcsquarepants likes people

Johnny Cob 

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
Johnny Cob by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022

Johnny ilias 

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).
Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.
Johnny ilias by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022

johnny gains 

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.
Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
johnny gains by BumbButt November 11, 2022