No Shit, there I was

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.

500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.

by DocBooty May 9, 2008

I Suck

The words a milleninal uses when he or she has a short and rare moment of self-reflection.

Millennial: 'I suck'

by cheesenugget April 22, 2016

i made it

Being successful `

Mama I made it!

by Niggawemadeit1003 December 25, 2016

i peep

to like, to agree

Person 1: I got a new car.
Person 2: I peep.

by Kostya490 July 15, 2010

i lose

It's a Weird little game.

The name of the game is I Lose. The object of the game is not to think about the game. Should you think of the game then you lose. When you lose the game you have thirty minutes to forget about the game. After that thirty minutes you're able to lose again. When you lose the game you have to say "I lose" out loud, so that anyone around you who plays the game will also lose. If your lucky there will be people around you who don't know about the game and will ask what it's all about. :) Now that you've read this you'll be playing the game for the rest of your life and random things will remind you of the game. Have fun ^^

You: "Hey dude!"
Friend: "Yea?"
You: "I LOSE!!"
Friend: "Asshole!"

by Dustin Martin January 6, 2008

I-no-huh

A phrase used by most Mexican-Americans living in the South Central United States, as well as most any state near the country of Mexico. It is a phrase that is run together, to mean "Really?"
Pronounced I-no-huh, meaning I know, huh.

Miguel: "Look at that menso on the roof over there! He looks like he's gonna fall off!"

Juan: "I-no-huh!"

by katz002 August 28, 2006

I would

When you see a girl that you'd fuck.

EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.

by Nadsafs March 14, 2009