Holy Bananas!

The priest's penis after he pulls it out of the alter boy.

"Eat those holy bananas!"

by fodets February 14, 2012

Holy Nutsack

The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.

Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?

by Tyler November 19, 2004

Holy Cow

Slang for a church organ due to its large and bellowous nature.

...and they all gathered around the holy cow and sang hymns.

by boogers_megee April 27, 2009

Holy rollers

Annoying gold diggers who have nothing better to do than go to church and punish their kids for no reasons && are way too over protective. They walk around singing "i will boast in the lord my god...i will boast in the one whos worthy...hes worthy" where you hear that song you know you have come across a holy roller.
aka SONYA=/

Holy rollers dont condone sexual behavior or talking to anyone of the opposite sex (but have 30 kids). Holy rollers are major hypocrites.

by Taylor-Marie March 7, 2008

Holy Hell

A new way of saying Destiel because of (spoiler alert) demon Dean.

Person 1: Do you ship Holy Hell?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's Destiel, but better.
Person 2: Oh, of course I ship it then.

by Phoenix Wings June 27, 2014

Holy Child

A school located in Potomac MD that seriously needs a renovation..the new MS is nice but the high school is like SE. The girls...? Eh. Most are really ugly, but it looks like the MS girls are gonna kick ass. Not one fat whore there. The education SUCKS, though. Seriously like they're SO stupid. They can't spell at ALL and they do prealgebra in like 10th grade.

Don't waste your time unless you want really nice girls..you won't get anything else, but there aren't cliques or anything. I'd spend my time at Visi, AHC, Holton or SR. But if you're desperate. GANGSTA.

Hey...I didn't get into any schools so it was HC or live on the streets..how do you spell garage again?

by brendan December 10, 2004

holy ghost

Just about useless nowadays, just running around with a sheet over his head like an episode of "Scooby Doo".

"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling God and Jesus fellows!" ~Holy Ghost

by Jeezy Creezy July 15, 2006