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awkward as fuck

When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.

When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"
by phildo22 November 1, 2010
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well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003
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fuck and dash

Similar to dine and dash, fucking and dashing is the act of having sex with a prostitute and skipping out on the bill. The legality of this act is in question because one is not technically paying for sex, but at the same time they are committing theft of services.
James: Yeah, after we finished up, I realized I didn't have my wallet on me, so I pulled a fuck and dash.

Jordan: This is why you gotta charge in advance if you're hookin', man.
by Cosimo de Deliciae March 1, 2010
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fry fuck

When you order a large order of fries at a fast food restaurant, but receive a small order of fries instead. Also applies when you order a burger and fries, but only receive the burger.
Check the bag and make sure there's large fries. They fry fucked me last time I was here.
by Phoenix706 June 21, 2010
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fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.
....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.
by harry flashman July 3, 2003
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get tae fuck

Scottish version of fuck off, pronounced 'git tay fuck'.
Jimmy: If you think I'm gonnae dae that you can get tae fuck!
by punk_in_a_sack July 6, 2006
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Fuck the Police

1) What you say when you're being hassled by the man.

2) What you say to reject authority.

3) What you say (sarcastically) when someone thinks they're a rebel.

Should never be spoken quietly. Is best shouted.

From the N.W.A. song Fuck tha Police.
1) Cops pull you over for going 5 over the limit and ticket you.

"FUCK THE POLICE!"

2) DMV worker "Sir, you need to fill out the QR37 form again and go to the back of the line."

"This is bullshit. FUCK THE POLICE!"

3) Driver: "Oh man I just ran a stop sign!"

Passenger: "FUCK THE POLICE!"
by superbran November 13, 2012
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