Brandon Fontaine

Does not represent baywatch at all, hangs outs with everyone. Always with his friends and hangs out with the finest women tho will only take one at a time. His niggas luke nick justin gilltette and bastian are the realist boyz in town. Is honest and trustworthy, confident and definitely a boss!!

Everyone wants to be like Brandon Fontaine

by bfun247 June 5, 2011

Smick Fondue

A food eaen b smicks as a beverage. Made wih:

-Pour all items itno a blender:

-2Xbricks
-16X Nicker MAX shoes
-12X Carbrini tracksuits
-A lampost
-A hurley
-er' Ma
-67X Curr chips
-2X Pandas
-yourself!

Nicker MAX! SMICK FONDUE!

by NICKER MAX May 10, 2012

cunt font

Is the ability to keep a font for yourself and reject anybody else's chance of using it for themselves. Usually done by a female but can also be a male with his balls in her purse. Is helpful to be a controlling cunt to get the point across by using their font.

"That lady called me to say you are using her cunt font. "

by LocoMoto December 18, 2014

Fonden

A huge POS who doesn't do anything but move from place to place in hopes of finding a place to stay for a while. He can often be found at his grandma's birthday party sneaking sips of alcohol until he is extremely drunk.

Fonden is such a POS. Seriously.

by The Definerrrrrr April 21, 2009

The Fonze

When you are doing a chick from behind, you shove your thumb in her ass and yell, "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

While doing my chick i asked her if she likes Happy Days, when she questions it, you give her the Fonze

by ElMartiniMan December 13, 2009

Fonz it

The act of being generally lazy, sleeping in, watching TV, using excessive amount of day time on the internet and doing other various lazy activities constant rather go out.

Jim declined going to the beach with his friends, instead he was going to just Fonz it at home.

by Joseph Yao February 11, 2008

clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010