dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick Rag

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.

Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"

by EricSparks April 5, 2021

Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

by jln October 12, 2017

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

brillo dick

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008

butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

by Yield77 January 6, 2015