;dick;

YOU :D

your a ;dick;

by Galaxyman69 May 3, 2018

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick

by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

a person that sucks a lot of dick

Brandon

Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick

by Derp god November 14, 2017

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020