A particularly sexy man, who was caught staring at an illicit lover in his favorite portrait. He believed that those who disagreed with him should have their throats slit, he also loved eating at Texas Roadhouse, mmhhh nuts.
Machiavelli, Who’s Maching their vellie
by FrancisPancake September 09, 2025
Get the Machiavellimug. Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.
I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.
by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025
Get the Dickmug.