Christmad

Not happy with the Christmas season

I am having a humbug time this Christmad...

by Gingerb2 December 4, 2018

Chirstmas

You meant to search for Christmas on this site, but just like what happened to Porb, you made a typo and typed Chirstmas instead. Now you are reading this.

Antheist: I wonder what Christmas is.
*Look it up on Urban Dictionary*
*Mistype it to Chirstmas*
*See this definition*
Antheist: Lmao!

by momotaros December 24, 2018

Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

Nathan Chrestman

A super cool gay landscaper. He has a really big wiener and loves his friends, his jeep and his country.

Hey have you guys seen Nathan Chrestman lately, he got a sick new jeep?

by Mr_sexlessmarriage June 25, 2022

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003

Christmas Pi

When symbol-minded folks decide to come up with some math crackers in the form of π-related quickies and trickies for Christmas to enliven the mood of math geeks, who couldn’t wait to go back to school to indulge themselves in some creative problem solving.

Moonlighting school math teachers in Singapore have been pressured by some owners of tuition or enrichment math centers to come up with at least twenty-five brain-unfriendly Christmas pi questions to meet the mathematical needs and wants of their restless, bored students.

by MathPlus December 7, 2021