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christmad 

When you go mad at Christmas because of relatives coming over
or
when stores completly forgets about everything in their store and just fill it all with Christmas stuff.
"So what are you doing for Crimbo?"
"Aah , my old aunties and my ma' are coming over. I'm going Christmad!"

"Did you get those chips from the store?"
"No! The store's went completly Christmad! They stopped selling chips to make way for more mince pies!"
christmad by bethm26@hotmail.com December 17, 2008
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Christmad 

I am having a humbug time this Christmad...
Christmad by Gingerb2 December 4, 2018

Christmad 

A state of being confused and somewhat mad because you didn't get what you wanted on Christmas, but in the end are still happy with what you recieved. A state nobody should ever be in.
When Bob didn't get an XBOX on Christmas, but got a PS3 instead, he was christmad.
Christmad by gatoradar December 25, 2010

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive pixel squirts filled with colorful bytes & chunks that a video game uses to blind us.
The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.

War on Christmas 

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”
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