Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

bug brain

bug brain is given as a complement to someone , when someone gives a solution quite big brain but still stupid enough to have a bug sized brain

someone: oh shit there are bees in my house
other person: just burn the house ez

someone: wow! that's bug brain why didn't I think about that

by 122421431 November 19, 2020

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

three brained eyeball

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

Anglophone Brain

The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.

"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"

by ManueManue June 16, 2021

Genshin brained

Description of actions taken by those who have played Genshin Impact on their phones for hours at a time.

1. Being quick to judge or dismissive of something based on its surface-level qualities, even being willing to denounce it based on those surface-level qualities.
2. Claiming generally facetious actions that take a long period of time over several days are all similar in experience.

"I don't wanna be Genshin brained about this new season--I'll watch the first three episodes before giving up on it."
"Did you just claim that watching Attack On Titan Season 1 in 3 days and watching all of Ouran High School in 5 days are different? That's a pretty Genshin brained thing to do."

by MidDiluc June 30, 2021