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Gas Bitchin'

When you stand at the gas pump and bitch about how much it costs to the complete stranger filling up right next to you
Bryan: This guy at the sheetz was gas bitchin' like crazy to me
Alex: word?
Bryan: yea sayin he had to choose gas over food..
by J.Hall June 2, 2008
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FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"
by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012
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Basic White Bitch

A white girl that drinks lots of starbucks, does the peace sign, does the hips out hands on waist pose a little too much.
by harrysbigtoe November 2, 2020
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Beast Mode Over Bitches

One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.

One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ain’t on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches

Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
Lin: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?

Martin: Got not time for girls Lin, I'm Beast Mode Over Bitches!
Lin Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
by Goodmood April 8, 2021
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Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?
Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”
by toziervibes October 14, 2019
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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
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backup bitch

The girl a guy keeps leading on even if not entirely interested in her, as an ego boost or backup just in case the girl he really wants turns him down. Usually the girl he leads on has a crush on him, and is okay with being lead on, because she's still getting his attention.
She really liked him, but she was only his backup bitch.
by loveursteeze May 1, 2015
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