Shit Waffle 

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

Shit Waffle by EATSH!T December 27, 2017

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp 

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.

'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."

Preemptive Waffle-Stomp by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

Twat Waffle by jagerhall August 5, 2019

Nigerian waffle 

A black woman's vagina oozing in STDs and textured with herpes!

don't touch her, she's got that Nigerian waffle

Nigerian waffle by nasty nbba November 22, 2019

White Waffle 

The sexual act of a group of men ejaculation onto a waffle, the goal of the " game " is to not be the last to cum, the person who is the last to cum has to then eat said waffle with cum on it

My bros and i stood around and made that bitch eat a white waffle

White Waffle by lalalalameee March 17, 2011

Brown Waffle 

1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area

Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting

Brown Waffle by ubwd guy September 6, 2010

blue waffle desert 

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

blue waffle desert by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012