meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014

dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

by DT44 April 30, 2005

Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".

John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"

by Stomper77 February 3, 2010

Meat Wheel

basically just drop your pants and spin your dick around in circles

"Oh, DJ got drunk at the bar last weekend and gave those sluts the Meat Wheel, needless to say they enjoyed it"

by One Man Party April 25, 2010

meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010

whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

by scodder July 8, 2010