Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved

Wow that play was splatastic

by wcartho January 13, 2017

Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.

It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.

by JWhenn January 24, 2017

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Splaggit

When a man holds in his ejaculation and shoots it at his partner to the point of a splatter sound on their body. This, is the splaggit.

The girl thought the was safe, little did she know, the pressure build up hit her hard in the splaggit in her face

by Superman4207 November 24, 2016

splacos

Tacos with cum all over them.

Last night, Krystal decided to try Bladrians splacos.

by MontagGram December 20, 2016