meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014

dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

by DT44 April 30, 2005

meat helicopter

A. When a man lies on his back and girates his pelvis in a circular motion, creating a meat helicopter.

B. When a man lies on his back and grabs his penis at it's base, then swings it in a circular motion while creating "whooshing" sounds, creating a meat helicopter.

I was about to fall asleep when he gave me the meat helicopter, making him irresistable to me. Oral sex ensued.

by itsthebriz November 10, 2013

Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

by $hIti0T November 9, 2014

Bust a meat

To defecate heavily.

"oh man, my stomach has been cramping all day. I gotta bust a meat!..."

bust a meat

Mando: ...workin since 4am this morning then, I had to go to my other job at 12pm and I got out at like 8 o'clock tonight. But you get used to it.
SV: Yeah I gotta work 12 hours tomorrow.
Mando: ..... Ohh, you're gonna bust a me?
SV: Yeah me too, I gotta take a dump.... Wait, what?....

by ceejaysez February 20, 2009

Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010