rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

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Bush Hog

A derogatory term for a hick or country lesbian woman

That hick girl kept trying to hit on my girlfriend last night, what a bush hog.

by Sir I March 20, 2024

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slanging hog

Twirling your penis around in the air.

It can also mean whipping out your penis from your pants.

Peter was slanging hog during class today

by sollol March 22, 2024

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Space-Hog

Someone who hogs your space

"Alice is such a Space-Hog!"Said Michael

by MGW studios April 23, 2024

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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

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