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The most beautiful girl alive. She's sassy, sexy sweet and salty. She loves cats. She'll compete with you at any game and win. She loves to ride swings and can binge-series at marathon speed. She craves love and attention. She has the kindest heart and a stunning smile. She is the most caring person and is always willing to help. She will literally attack the people who are mean to you. You will instantly fall in love with her, no matter who you are. She'll laugh at your nerdy jokes and will want to learn about physics and her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the universe.
Is that Gandha? She's so amazing.
Gandha by nightsurfer May 15, 2020
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sick gandi

something that is amazing, or some one who is doing a positive thing.
omg that is sick gandi
sick gandi by Mears94 June 14, 2010

Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.
As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

grandmother 

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.
be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.
grandmother by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004

Rahul Gandhi 

Rahul Gandhi is the best ever Stand-up comedian in the world. He is also known for his invention "aloo se sona". People usually call him "Pappu" because he is still a 2 years old kid from mindset at the actual age of 51. In simple words most stupid politician India ever had. M,ake your child Charlie Chaplin, Mr. Bean but never make your child Rahul Gandhi.
Toofan se pehle ati hai andhi, har bar harta hai Rahul Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi by Abhinavsh November 26, 2021

Grandmother Qua 

A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.
Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!