flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

fluffy Jesus feeling

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.

I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

fluffohead

A mind state of total inadvertent thoughtlessness.

Strangely I couldn’t answer the familiar question due to being paralyzed by momentary fluffohead.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Flumpty Bumpty

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Fluoritalin

Fluoritalin is 4F-MPH, or 4-Fluoromethylphenidate. Fluoritalin is stronger than Ritalin and is fluorinated Ritalin.

Oral Dosage
Threshold
< 5 mg
Light
5 - 10 mg
Common
10 - 15 mg
Strong
15 - 20 mg
Heavy
20 mg +
Duration
Total
4 - 8 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
1 - 2 hours
After effects
5 - 10 hours

Tyler: I took 15mg of Fluoritalin (4F-MPH, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate) and 2 beers and made 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate) in my body. I got high.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 17, 2023

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

by dutes March 8, 2008

self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

by king of turds October 23, 2008