flood

Combination of the words fart and blood. When a woman is on her period and farts, inadvertantly causing the release of a large amount of menstrual blood.

I have to run to the ladies room 'cause I just flooded.

by bowiesarea July 20, 2008

Flop

A word used in the place of "lets go"

Dude, Im bored.....Let's Floppin go get something to eat or have sex with your mom

by Very Cool Guy May 1, 2005

floopdy

Not usual; rare; strange esp. behaviour; a person of floopdy grace or erudition

isn't cecilia floopdy today, she ate no chocolate and sang on a piece of bread

by Brian Sammon March 8, 2004

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.

by Dadge July 28, 2007

Flop Shot

The Act of a man laying behind a woman in bed while trying to fall asleep when suddenly the man pulls out his erect penis and flops it at the lower back of a woman in an attempt to arouse her sexually and if the clothing (or lack there of) is right he may even be able to flop it right into her vagina.

Dave: So I was layin' down with Felecia last night and I totally gave her the flop shot!

Steve: Nice!

by Grand Prix Douche June 10, 2010

Flood Condom

The pre ejaculation that occurs when you "flood" the condom with cum and your sperm are pissed that they cant reach the vagina walls

Damn, my flood condom kept me from nailing her vag dam!

by Ryon Smilson February 24, 2011

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011