Six Flags 

n. A meaningless chain of filthy cloned amusement parks spread throughout the world. Offered at the generic parks are generic rides repeatedly named after DC comic heroes and Looney Tune cartoon characters.

I went to a lame Six Flags park today and rode the same lame rides available at almost every other lame Six Flags park.

Six Flags by Etrain April 27, 2004

Mud Flap 

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

Mud Flap by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005

mud flap 

a racial slur for a really dark african american

that mud flap stole my bike!

mud flap by m c w November 1, 2006

Flap-jackable 

Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.

I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.

Flap-jackable by David Capito December 15, 2008

flap slapper 

the female version of wanker

damn stacies a flap slapper

flap slapper by borat_is December 9, 2008

flagsturbate 

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

flagsturbate by vincentstreet March 5, 2009

Fapscramble

the frantic race to hide evidence you were mid fap as someone is about to walk into the house or room

I sprained my ankle performing a fapscramble when I heard the wife open the garage

Fapscramble by scoopercooper December 7, 2011