fucked moped

when you buy a moped off a dodgey man round the back of big chan's chinese food place, and it breaks 3 weeks later.

look at my new whip mate

what? that is one fucked moped.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Fucked off

To be a type of way or to be a little short on thinking due to being supper high

You bro don't do all that shot you will be fucked off

by Justjeff421 May 10, 2019

Fuckedupity

-(ness)
Desc.pronoun
Describing someone who is an uppity, narcissistic person but in such a way where they cannot see how fucked up they themselves are.

Susan says her life is perfection, but with her alcoholism, she doesn't notice the level of her fuckedupity-ness

by Ty'Nitesh September 8, 2019

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.

by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Fucked

To get cummed inside of and be worried

He fucked up and I think I'm pregnant

by Joe mama on me January 14, 2020

fucked dust

The metal dust commonly found around bearings and any other moving mechanical part.

There’s fucked dust everywhere this jobs gonna suck donkey dick!

by Maintenanceman96 March 29, 2020