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Cool Fag 

The common mid-western "Cool Fag" is typically of an over confident and overly self assured type of person, also a dick. This person typically hangs around public areas for instance, shopping malls, public pools, public parks, fast food restaurants, and gas stations. By which this "Cool Fag" usually exhibits the common behavioral patterns of a "Bro" while exhibiting almost HALF the intelligence and social coherence of one. As such this "Cool Fag" usually does socially outward things or obviously "against the crowd" things like splashing water in a pool in order to annoy other people who are doing nothing wrong, and then simply smirks at them as if he knows something they don't. This of course makes a body wonder, "Why the hell is he trying to gain so much of the WRONG kind of attention?" well most "Cool Fags" are under the impression that being a complete and total disruptive asshole to everyone who's smaller, fatter, or older than him will gain him some obviously much needed attention from the ladies. Which, including situation and present climate of our modern society, usually DOES in some respects however in a half assed and much more "Oh look at the donkey braying and kicking" fashion. The "Cool Fag" is just a simple burn out of a person and only acts out to gain attention he will never understand or receive properly. Eventually he will mature out of this stage of his life and move on to "Mature Fag".
Eric was being such a Cool Fag that his mother and father left him alone in the walmart until he realized that the store was closing and that his parents had utterly abandoned him.

The guy from 108 was being a real cool fag in the laundry room last night! I told him to shut the hell up and he immediately left the room without his laundry!
Cool Fag by Dr. Weird D.P.A. August 17, 2011

cool bananas 

An affirmation of the statement just made - ranging in intensity from meaning "that's fine" to "that's amazing."

This term is almost exclusively used by youth pastors and other cool and hip-and-with-it christian role models.
"I'll pick you up at 7.30"
"Cool bananas"
cool bananas by GoldfishStew November 7, 2015
Related Words
a cool guy normally likes 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 and 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 and 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦.
yo bro whys that guy licking and sniffing the 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, and the 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵
yea skally wagger, he must be a cool guy
yea james bond.

cool kid 

There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.
Last night at the party, Rishi got drunk, smoked all our weed and had sex with that really hot blonde girl! He's such a cool kid!
cool kid by OO9 October 9, 2008

Cool over-used phrase bro 

Cool over-used phrase bro is a reply to someone who says Cool story bro. Cool story bro is used by someone who spends too much time on the internet usually within the Chatroom and Forum community where its used by 11 different people in the space of 5 minutes
Loser one: Cool story bro
Person two:Cool over-used phrase bro
Person three: you fking fgt Loser One

Cool runnings 

The process of numbing the asshole with an ice cube and then taking a dump.
Had chipotle the other day but I prepped my bowel with a cool runnings and didn't feel a thing!
Cool runnings by Crunchy yet moist December 17, 2017

cool beaners

Just Like "Cool Beans" meaning cool, tight, awsome, groovy, sweet, ill, etc... (NO RACIAL SHIT INTENDED, JUST MENT TO BE FUNNY!!!)

Bubba: "I'm going to to walmart"
Carlos: "Cool Beaners"
cool beaners by Marshall Baer August 7, 2006