bake out

Smoking marijuna in a closed area.

lets go bake out your moms car!

by Dustin January 10, 2003

baked apple

A baked apple is a pipe (used for marijuana) made from an apple.

I made a baked apple because I forgot my bong at home.

by Necro-File March 20, 2005

Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.

Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.

by TheOnlySanchez March 18, 2011

Half baked

Something that is not good enough to be categorized as the real deal.

A half baked meal is barely edible. A half baked friend leaves a lot to be desired from the friendship. Half baked person is incompetent and is barely good enough to serve a meanful purpose.

by Sundayword August 20, 2009

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.

Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.

by rectacular April 3, 2008

Baked Ziti

When a man with a small penis, gets sloppy-seconds on a roughed-up asshole that has already been ejaculated into. When he pulls out, his cock will be covered in blood, jizz and shit resembling baked ziti. (The blood being the sauce, the jizz being the cheese, and the shit being the burnt charr from baking.)

Hey Tony, I can't get the smell of last night's baked ziti off my small cock.

by step-sister fister November 5, 2010