absopositootly

Absolutely positive. Most assuredly so.

Bruno: Are you going to submit that to Urban Dictionary?
Jaime: Absopositootly!

by Jaime Rutherford July 11, 2007

ABSEND

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .

I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

absint

An international tendency to remain absent.

The absint problem appears to be worldwide.

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

ABSinating

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches

hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Absabloominglootly

All encompassingly

What and absabloominglootly great idea!

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Absurdabyte

In computing, an amount of RAM or storage that will make an IT professional wince at the quantity used or requested.

Cooper insists his department needs 15 Absurdabytes on the SAN for their PowerPoint files

by JuanL0b0 July 7, 2010