Twitter

Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline

Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity

by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018

Twittercized

Being slammed, dumped on or otherwise criticized on Twitter for doing or saying something really, really dumb.

Roseanne Barr was severely Twittercized for making extremely rude and insensitive statements.

by gfith326 June 11, 2018

Twitter

A battleground for racist trolls and hypocrites who have nothing better to do

A guy called me fat on Twitter

by freimiser July 25, 2018

twitterbeast

A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.

Jonny is a "twitterbeast" he never stops!

by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018

Twitterist

A person who frequently uses twitter

Donald Trump is such a twitterist

by Mercer_24 October 20, 2018

Twitterdick

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.

Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.

by New_Uzer November 27, 2018