cheese turd

noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people

Taylor is Cheese turd

by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 30, 2004

nerdy turd

The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.

It's pretty much common sense.

"Hey look at the nerdy turd over there"
"Where I can't see it!!"
"It's under your shoe... ahahahaaaaaaaa"

by Nicole & Belinda April 21, 2005

Miley the singing turd

A nick name for Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck whore and a skank.

The name was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus which is a club and a movement of people who hate Miley Cyrus because she is in love with herself and a skank.

There's Miley the singing turd.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

by ryan December 8, 2004

stuck turd

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.

Joanne is a real stuck turd.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

PLOD TURD MAN

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

by YAWA February 13, 2020

turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.

I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003