twice cool

Being of an uber standard, cooler than cool, on the edge of awesome.

That is a twice cool artwork!

by shouldbeariot August 27, 2008

Twitterpimp

A. Someone that introduces you to - r solicits you into using Twitter.

B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less

My friend Joe was my Twitterpimp. Prior to meeting him, my life was Twitter - free.

by Pwrfulblonde February 22, 2009

twidgel

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009

Twinerview

An interview done via twitter.

BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z

BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?

realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'

BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r

realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.

by BFochs April 28, 2009

Twat Whistle

When a female queefs and it generates a high pitched sound such that of a whistle.

Did you just hear my twat whistle or was that a train?

by CockTassle92 May 29, 2009

Twatlantis

An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps

'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'

by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009