by LK February 2, 2021
Get the Top 5 mug.A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Teemu Werner October 11, 2021
Get the Top Red mug.When you're driving home and getting road head, you smash her face down to the base of your junk. If you get her to throw up all over your cock, You Top Gunned her. She got pushed to the limit, past the point of no return, and then she cleaned the mess up.
Man I was driving home while Melissa was giving me head, and I jammed her face down on my dick so hard she top gunned everywhere!
by SirNastyNuts December 3, 2010
Get the Top Gun mug.Top down weather means:
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.
2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.
(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)
(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*
by Temple Fugate December 28, 2005
Get the Top down weather mug.by coray June 28, 2008
Get the top spot mug.she's the life of every party; She carries herself with the utmost class and respect but knows how to have a good time and boogie ; )
by electric em February 24, 2009
Get the top drawer party girl mug.a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.
i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.
by HonestJamie June 2, 2015
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