softball

a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.

if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)

to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.

if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'

if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.

girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"

girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."

by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010

skoots

skitter, bubbleguts,

that beotch has got the skoots

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

soft spot in the crust

opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust

get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.

by Terezka January 3, 2008

smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

soft

weak, pussy, terrible at halo 2.

Mike is soooo SOFT!!! I fadunk him in halo!

by TGLAZE December 28, 2005

soft

person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

soft mate!!
you're soft
soft!

you're softer than a soft serve cone from burger king

by TPS December 15, 2003

soft batch

A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.

"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."

by TunaSled July 6, 2003