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A contracted word meaning "kitchen implement". Can include (but is not limited to) tongs, knives, wooden spoons, potato mashers, forks, and whisks. Very useful when suffering a hangover and having trouble remembering words for specific items.
"Pass me that kiplament, would you?", or "That's my f*#%ing kiplament!!".
by Geoff Payne October 19, 2005

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Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.
"Wow - your legs are really smoft"
by Geoff Payne October 19, 2005

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