Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.

"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."

by beeenjammin December 30, 2014

Rusty Rooster

When one preforms sex first thing in the morning and finds that one's partner has begun menses.

Our pregnancy scare ended this morning when Jill gave me a Rusty Rooster.

by Sam Johnson bound June 29, 2014

Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....

" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014

russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac March 11, 2016

rusty ice pick

To do a rusty ice pick put ur dick in her but then pull it out then put a ice cube in her but then put ur dick in it an do her till its melted then let her put her wet shit on your chest and lick it off

Dude I tried the rusty ice pick last night with my gf it was amazin

by Blob flob March 16, 2016

Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado

Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado

by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016