masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

masturbaking

The art of masturbating whilst baking.

Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.

by Reaper621 September 1, 2010

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

masturba tree

n: Arboris Masturbatum:

Small trees that usually accompany unbearably legit things. Are self watering, and some species tend to reproduce at exponential rates. Make sure you have room for them before you purchase anything that may contain large amounts of masturba tree seeds.

Dude, I just got Bioshock, and it came free with fifty masturba trees. I guess I have to go plant them now...

Dude, have you heard about the new Future Trance cd? I'm sure it comes with even more masturba trees than the last one did...

I'm gonna get the 2008 M3, but I'm a little worried because I'm running out of room in my backyard to plant all these masturba trees after beating Bioshock...

by Natalie Horler September 23, 2007

masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

masturbation-fueled car

One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car

"Didn't your MaMa eva" tell you to stop driving the masturbation fueled car?"

by Gina January 28, 2004