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by cheybreezey May 29, 2018
Get the mean machine mug.To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.
by The Admiral July 9, 2003
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An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.
Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time?
Bob: Because he's The Machine!
Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.
Bob: Because he's The Machine!
Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.
by CarbonMan January 14, 2009
Get the The Machine mug.feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!
by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008
Get the las vegas slot machine mug.a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.
"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
by Todd January 30, 2005
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Usually associated with consuming large quantities of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. The effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.
"We had a great time at the picnic! There was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day I had a major case of machine bum!"
by franklore December 6, 2007
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