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Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
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masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.
MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)
by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010
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Master Bog

The person in Runescape that is most likely to be killing you via a Godsword.
Damn, Master Bog just killed me again.
by DanCro09 June 17, 2009
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Master Googler

Someone who has superior skills at searching on Google, ie gets more accurate results compared to regular people.
I'm telling you, this guy is totally a Master Googler.
by thecuddlefish July 15, 2011
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Pube Master

A person with a very pubey belly, face, ears (their whole body) who is fat and strolls
by Grant Ainsworth November 26, 2003
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Post Master General

The friendly act of licking your thumb (as if it were a postage stamp), and then pressing your thumb into a large pussy (as if it were an envalope).
I gave DJ's mom the ole Post Master General last night. I can't wait to tell him.
by Q Ball January 19, 2004
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chicken master

One who takes pride in leading feeble men, the losing general in a short war
Man, that guy is one serious chicken master
by chickenmaster March 28, 2007
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