Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.

Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.

by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

loaded

loaded = got your gun on you.

Three deep fully loaded, lookin' for opps.

by svesumviebel March 22, 2023

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.

Imma about to bust a load.

by Kar_7 August 6, 2024

loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020