jizz blasting

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.

i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.

by james licavoli August 11, 2008

Jizzawatt

Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.

Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts

by Hilaritytimestwo November 8, 2009

Jizz Burger

When a man ejaculates in-between a woman's pussy lips, creating two pussy buns and a tender all jizz patty.

Guy 1: Dude lets go get some food.
Guy 2: Naw Bro, i made a big Jizz Burger with my girl this morning so im good for now.

by Johnis June 4, 2009

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

by freddy cee December 4, 2005

Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...

"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"

by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009

jizz

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz

by Matt Legit M9 July 23, 2009

Jizz cavern

A bizmal hole that could, is, or was at one time filled with ejaculate.

Man we should leave this bar, it's a total jizz cavern.
Have you checked out the strip club it's a jizz cavern. Mom don't pick up that sock it's my jizz cavern.

by Ccity 3147 September 9, 2009