same jeans 

A song by Scottish indie band The View.

I've had the same jeans on for 4 days now

same jeans by Jessie init March 3, 2007

Sneaky Jeans 

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

Sneaky Jeans by eddie steph July 4, 2012

ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event

granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...

ripped jeans by kylehhhh April 21, 2019

Dirty Jeanna

When a girl takes her dildo and fucks your girlfriend before you do with a huge cock

I went to get some drinks and when I got back dirty Jeanna already pulled her trick

Dirty Jeanna by Bc creampie November 24, 2020

mom jeans 

High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.

A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.

"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"

mom jeans by NChick1987 February 9, 2006

Jeanette

A very beautiful crazy girl that walks into walls at target, gets busy with the printer/copier/scanner, gets caught getting busy, is scared of hamsters yawning, hates lactose! always has her friends laughing so hard their stomachs hurt! you need to find the next jeanette nearest you!

i need a laugh, do a jeanette!

Jeanette by lovem3 March 23, 2010

lawnmower jeans 

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

lawnmower jeans by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007