Jessica

A person with a very small ass and who want every thing to go there way

Jessica

by aeden23456789 March 6, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.

guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.

by invaderzimm December 8, 2010

Jessica

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)

Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!

by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010

Jessilin

The girl name Jessilin is pronounced as JHEH-SihLIYN †. The origin of Jessilin is Hebrew, meaning God beholds, foresight. Jessilin is a variant form of the name Jessica (English and German).

Jessilin is unusual as a baby name for girls. It is not listed in the top 1000 names. Among the group of girl names directly linked to Jessilin, Jessica was the most popular in 2008.

Jessilin is such a beautiful name that is should be used more often.

by For Jessilin February 3, 2010

Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.

Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.

by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020

Jeshie

A girl who doesn't know how to spell correctly...and is obsessed with Chuck Norris.

"I was talking to this girl on AIM, and she was such a Jeshie! I mean, it was like she spelled cheese, and fungus wrong...and she kept telling me Chuck Norris jokes! Jeez, there are too many Jeshies in the world!"

by A knower of Jeshies January 8, 2010

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005