iron maiden

Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.

Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.

by overrated May 13, 2005

ironic promise ring

This is the ordinary "promise" ring: worn by an unmarried teen girl to signify that she will abstain from sex until married. In this case, the ironic promise ring is worn by a girl either as a cover-up for sexual activities, or in the pure ironic sense. In either case, she's doing it!

Sharon and Bill were fucking like bunnies; but she masked that fact by wearing her ironic promise ring.

by Bakku-Shan December 26, 2010

Iron Maiden

When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse

I can't wait to iron maiden the twins

by The One and Only Uncle Jesse August 28, 2013

Ironman

1. n. A popular punishment given in wrestling by bastard coaches, usually involving getting beaten by more experienced wreslers (the coach too, if he feels kinky) until you are too tired to even get a hard-on, and then slowly beat down by bitchy girl wrestlers who can't take you down otherwise, then tease you grabbing you balls and pretending nothing happened.

2. v. To get so hard and horny that you must either jack-off or do a girl in the next 5 minutes. Not to be confused with hard-on or superman.

1. That fucking coach gave me an ironman for talking about his mom, and now my balls are blue from those bitches grabbing them.

2. I had and ironman from looking at that porno movie and now I got to jack-off or something!

by Markydnik October 9, 2006

Waffle Iron

Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!

Waffle Iron

by SwampRat92 March 8, 2011

Iron Maiden

a band that has yet to start not sucking

they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou

by you suck you FUCKin SHMUCK January 14, 2005

ironic nazism

Being a Nazi ironically. A common alibi used to shield the behavior of today's Nazis from criticism, as though irony somehow makes their actions OK .

In "Anti-Semite and Jew," written shortly after WWII, Jean-Paul Sartre writes that insincerity was also a common defense mechanism of the Hitler-led Nazis.

Nazi who stabbed two people who tried to defend a Muslim: I was just verbally abusing her ironically. It's their faults for taking it seriously and trying to come to her defense.

Another modern-day Nazi: You better go into hiding you inferior-race jewish slut or I'll kill you
(Jewish woman goes into hiding)
Modern-day Nazi: Ha, I was just threatening her ironically, that dumb cunt. I don't actually think Jews are an inferior race at all. It was ironic Nazism.

by Catty McGee May 30, 2017