driver's ed'ed dead

To be run over by a crazy girl with her learner's permit.

Cheerleader got driver's ed'ed dead.

by Electrical Eagle July 2, 2005

Oregon Driver

A driver from the state of Oregon, usually in the Portland, Salem, Eugene, Medford, and Bend areas. Are often extremely courteous and safe! This leads to having one of the lowest death rates from accidents nationwide, but can piss out of state drivers the hell off!....even other drivers from rural parts of the state. Expect people to pull out in front of you on the road and in parking lots. Expect to stop for a pedestrian in ANY situation(pedestrians have been ranked more superior than cars in Oregon, and have the right to jump in front of you on I-5 and scream bloody murder). Expect Oregon Drivers to come to a screaching halt if a mouse runs across the highway. Most importantly just remember that Oregon drivers EXPECT YOU TO BE COURTEIOUS.....and this is where the danger lies for drivers not accustomed to this pussyness version of driving

"Dude I was driving down I-5 where it turns into 10 lanes. This Oregon Driver stopped on the Freeway, jumped out of his car, and was trying to stop all lanes of traffic. A duck and it's children were trying to cross. Behind this IDIOT Oregonian was a 10 car pile-up. But he didnt care, a duck's life was more important to a human's in his distorted OREGONIAN view of the World. " - THIS REALLY HAPPENED...I SAW IT.

"Dude I was driving down a 6 lane HIGHWAY. I saw a pedestrian half a mile up....I didnt slow down because she had plenty of time to get across the street. She noticed that I didn't slow down, and then proceeded to WALK BACK INTO TRAFFIC. She stood in front of my car to make me stop, then started yelling at me....She put here life in danger just to show that in Oregon - The pedestrian is GOD." - THIS ALSO REALLY HAPPENED TO ME

outoftowner - Why does everyone drive like a retard around here?

Me - Well the Oregonian driver is its own breed of retard. A combination of liberal brainwashing, living in a bubble, marijuana smoke, femism, animal rights, and all this gay bicycle shit has combined to form one of the safest yet inefficient and annoying drivers in the world!

by Somedude666 February 4, 2012

Bus Driver

The act of delivering an epic uppercut to an unexpecting female adversary.

The girl on the cleaveland bus got Bus Drivered

by Wrngwitu October 23, 2012

getaway driver

Driver, hired by criminals to flee from crime scene.

You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

(a quote from Snatch movie)

by dildo777 December 25, 2016

bmw driver

a person richer than you

bmw driver, richer than you

by beamerr October 7, 2006

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004