crumpy

drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers

out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend

by gyiu February 23, 2005

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock

"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"

by Angus June 17, 2004

Crummy

a universal racial slurr. can also extend to other stereotypes such as gender, age, etc.

Look at that Crummy cutting that grass, I bet he has 10 kids...whatta Crummy

by JoGo Inc. 2 October 20, 2009

Crumpet

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

by jordita October 22, 2007

crumble

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night
Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
Girl1: Why, did he crumble?
Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!

by Nick_the_Cow July 13, 2009

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed June 30, 2008

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016