callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020

Callum MacLean

Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.

Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!

by Bumchopmer8482 June 9, 2020

callum wallace

A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.

wow hes such a callum wallace

by gnfhts June 24, 2020

Callum’d

The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy

Man, I totally Callum’d last night...

by Mason2209 July 10, 2020

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020