Caluming

To eat 10 donuts or more

"Yeah I'm totally gonna start caluming everyday"

by Random5soslover September 15, 2016

caluming

An act of violent self harm. such as slashing your wrists so hard you almost cut your hand off. people who tend to be into caluming do it not out of deep rooted depression but to gain sympathy, hence the horrific wounds. Calumers tend to be attention seekers who never fit in and pretend to like all songs in a desperate attempt to find common ground with everyone. but it fails because their scarred up freaks

he's been caluming so hard i'm surpprised he's got blood left.

caluming's totally gay

by bloodeverywhereewwww August 27, 2009

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calluming

"Calluming" is a term from the game World of Warcraft to describe the discriminating of one publicly in the middle of Dalaran, or in a random PuG over their spec, enchant, and gem choices, resulting in humiliation of that player. The term was named after a certain person named Callum, due to his regular 'calluming'.

Man, that was a calluming and a half!

by Kabell June 3, 2010

Calmingtons

An exclamation meaning "Calm down"

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"

by MrTimmington December 15, 2008

calming dawn

The soothing feeling one gets from seeing the sky during dawn.

Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.

by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019

Calmingness

Calmingness

Wishing you strength patience n calmingness

by Kiwi Bitch January 3, 2022