balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface September 1, 2005

Balloon Knot

Anus, Browneye, Cornhole, Dirty Spider,
Turd Cutter.

Yo, I busted out her balloon knot last night Dog.

by KELSY January 8, 2004

ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

Ballooning

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"

i wonder if she is into Ballooning

by bansky April 15, 2008

full balloon

'Full Balloon' is a slang term used for a specific sexual act. It is when a man has anal intercourse with a partner (male or female), and when he is finished, he proceeds to urinate in the recieving person's anus, and the recieving person must hold it in. Thus the term 'Full Balloon'. Some believe the term originated in prisons, just as the term 'Salad Tossing' originated there as well.

"Dude, John gave Jack a Full Balloon! EEEWWW!"

by Vinnie June 20, 2006

bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore

Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore

by keeva February 22, 2008

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant

Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

by Frank Fontain April 17, 2019